Now, if you know me, you know I couldn’t just let this whole identity mix-up pass without memorializing it in true degen fashion.

So I did what any half-sane crypto nerd with too much time and a warped sense of humor would do: I minted a token.

Yup, it’s called $MISTAKEN—because that’s what I’ve been over and over again since claiming the @nutildah handle. Mistaken for a scammer, a forum troll, a BSV hater, even some kind of secret psyop depending on who’s yelling at me that day.

But here’s the twist: $MISTAKEN isn’t on Ethereum, Solana, or even BSV. Nah, that’d be too basic.

I launched it on Dogeparty.
Because:

  1. I’m a degenerate.
  2. Dogeparty is where the real weirdos live.
  3. It felt like the perfect chaotic platform to honor a chaotic situation.

The supply? Just 999. Limited edition. Like Beanie Babies but way more cursed.

I minted them as a little tribute to everyone who ever confused me with that Nutildah. It’s like a trophy for enduring unsolicited drama. A digital pat on the back for surviving the crypto multiverse with my sanity (mostly) intact.

Will $MISTAKEN moon? Probably not.
Will it be the most exclusive collector’s item for people who love weird internet history? I mean… maybe.

If you want one, you’ll have to figure it out—Dogeparty ain’t exactly user-friendly, but that’s half the fun. It’s like crypto geocaching.

And if you do snag one, wear it with pride. You’re officially part of the Mistaken Identity Club™.


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