I didn’t plan this. I rejoined Polymarket just a few days back. I came back to check markets, not to turn it into a job. In four days I pushed my profit past $1,000. No hype. No smoke. Just pattern reading and grit. FIRST STEPS I had an old account, but I only restarted trading…

After months of dealing with impersonators and petty attacks from the Dogeparty crowd, I decided to do something simple but necessary: start over. The chaos around my name, the endless impersonations, and the hijack attempts were all distractions. They dragged me into defending my reputation instead of doing what I do best — making money…

Hey there, friend. Pull up a chair, grab your coffee—or your coconut water, if you’re nursing a hangover—and let me tell you about my latest stroke of genius (or insanity, depending on how you look at it): I just launched a memecoin on Dogeparty called $LIQUORBAN. Yes, really. Now before you roll your eyes or…

Now, if you know me, you know I couldn’t just let this whole identity mix-up pass without memorializing it in true degen fashion. So I did what any half-sane crypto nerd with too much time and a warped sense of humor would do: I minted a token. Yup, it’s called $MISTAKEN—because that’s what I’ve been…

So there I was, scrolling through my feed on X (yes, I still call it Twitter half the time, sue me), when I get a notification. Someone slid into my mentions with a message that made me spit out my coffee. Like, actual coffee. All over my keyboard. “Hi @nutildah, you follow me? So now…

So, there I was, just minding my own business, probably eating instant noodles in my underwear, scrolling X (formerly known as Twitter, but now sounding like a bootleg energy drink). I had just posted a snarky little comment about a patent—US12231573B2 to be precise. Sounds boring, I know. Kinda looks like a serial number for…

You ever get bullied so hard online you start wondering, “Dang, should I send this dude a thank-you card?”No? Just me? Cool. Pull up a chair, grab your coffee, ’cause I’ve got a story for you. So lately, life’s been a bit… spicy for me. Some obsessed internet weirdo decided to make it their full-time…

Have you ever created something out of pure internet absurdity? Like, not because you needed to or had some grand plan, but just because the moment was too good not to? Yeah, that was me last week. I launched a new token on Dogeparty, called Impersonator, and let me tell you—it’s probably one of my…

Alright, grab your coffee, because I’ve got a story for you. Well, it’s a little more than a story—it’s a situation. You see, I’ve just launched a new token on Dogeparty. Yes, another token, because, you know, who can resist a good ol’ meme coin? But this one’s got a bit of a twist. The…

You ever wake up, look at your phone, and think, “What in the actual Doge did I do last night?” That was me last Thursday. Except I was stone-cold sober, had a full eight hours of sleep (a miracle), and still found myself staring at the screen going… “Oh. I really launched a token called…