You ever get bullied so hard online you start wondering, “Dang, should I send this dude a thank-you card?”
No? Just me? Cool. Pull up a chair, grab your coffee, ’cause I’ve got a story for you.
So lately, life’s been a bit… spicy for me. Some obsessed internet weirdo decided to make it their full-time job to stalk and harass me online. Not even the fun kind of stalking either, like an ex refreshing your Instagram at 3 AM. Nope — this guy’s on another level of creepy. I’m talking full-blown, write-a-novel-about-me, lurking-in-the-digital-shadows kind of obsessed.
At first, I was like, “Eh, whatever. Haters gonna hate, right?”
But then it just kept getting worse. Every time I posted something, there they were — nitpicking, twisting my words, making up wild stories about me. It got to the point where I couldn’t even sip my morning coffee without checking my notifications and feeling that knot in my stomach. You know the one? Like when you’re about to open an email you know is bad news.
It’s exhausting. It’s invasive. And honestly? It’s kinda terrifying.
But here’s where the plot twist comes in…
Instead of spiraling into a puddle of sadness (which, not gonna lie, I almost did), I decided to do something a little different.
I launched a token.
Yup.
You heard that right.
Introducing:
Cyberbully Token
https://dogeparty.tokenscan.io/asset/CYBERBULLY
A beautiful, petty little gem on Dogeparty with a grand total supply of… wait for it… 999 tokens.
(Why 999? ‘Cause 1000 felt too generous for this clown.)
Turning Stalking into Stonks (kinda)
Now, if you’re sitting there thinking, “Wait, hold up. You made a cryptocurrency to roast your stalker?”
YES. Yes, I absolutely did.
You see, Dogeparty is this platform that lets you create your own tokens easily — like stickers, but for the blockchain.
It’s normally used for memes, art, and weird experiments.
Perfect, right?
The idea popped into my head while I was venting to a friend over lunch (and inhaling a disgustingly good plate of tapsilog). They half-jokingly said, “You should make a coin about it.”
And like any responsible adult who makes all their important life decisions based on half-baked jokes… I DID.
Thus, Cyberbully Token was born.
But seriously… it’s not all laughs
Here’s the real talk though:
Cyberstalking and harassment are NOT just “part of being online” anymore.
It’s not just “someone being mean” — it’s dangerous. It affects your mental health, your sense of safety, even your real-world life.
Lucky for me (and for anyone else dealing with psychos online), the Philippines has the Cybercrime Prevention Act of 2012.
This law protects victims like me. It actually criminalizes acts like cyberstalking, cyberbullying, identity theft, and all the other nasty stuff trolls love to do when they think they’re invincible behind a keyboard.
So while I’m here laughing and making memes about it, trust me — I’m also talking to the proper authorities. ‘Cause no one should have to feel afraid just for existing on the internet.
Why laugh instead of cry?
Honestly, it’s self-defense.
If you’ve ever dealt with an obsessed online bully, you know it wears you down.
You start second-guessing every post.
You feel their eyes on you even when you’re offline.
You wonder, “Is it even worth it to keep sharing my life online?”
And look, I’m not gonna let some loser living in their mom’s basement (probably surrounded by empty Jollibee wrappers) control my story.
No way.
So I turned the narrative on its head.
I made their obsession with me into a joke — and a collectible one at that.
Cyberbully Token isn’t just a petty middle finger (although, let’s be honest, it’s a little bit of that too).
It’s a reminder that I own my story.
Not them.
Wanna join the fun?
If you’re into Dogeparty, memes, or just good ol’ fashioned internet pettiness, you can snag a Cyberbully Token for yourself.
Display it proudly.
Trade it.
Send one to a friend who’s been dealing with trolls too.
Heck, send it to your own bully if you want. (But, like, maybe consult a lawyer first, I’m not trying to catch a case here.)
Oh — and just between us — I’ve got some ideas cooking for a limited edition NFT version too. Maybe a series called “Creepy Messages I Never Asked For.”
Final thoughts
Look, bullying isn’t funny.
Being stalked is terrifying.
Feeling unsafe just for existing online sucks.
But sometimes the best armor we have is laughter, community, and creativity.
And a little bit of good ol’ fashioned blockchain chaos.
So if you’re ever in a spot where someone’s trying to tear you down, just remember:
You can cry, or you can mint a token and turn them into a joke for the entire internet to laugh at.
Guess which one I picked?
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